Is your kid a total loser?

Fear no more! Your kid's bulletin board or locker door will no longer look like something straight out of ghost world with this prize. Drive the point home with a family award ceremony in honor of your kid's total lack of athletic prowess. That game of HORSE that your kid won five years ago totally deserves recognition after all.

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Missed your window for that summer beach vacation?

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Don't worry! In this box are all the souvenirs you and your family could possibly need to pretend you were on the shore during the dog days of summer rather than in your swampy 'garden' apartment with a fan and the overwhelming stench of mildew. If you talk about it enough you won't even remember that you were too broke to actually go! You have a box of sea rocks... where would you have snagged those babies if not the beach!
Oh, and the boots?? Well.... make up a story about those too. I mean since you're going down that path anyway. Am I right?

Packing your kid up for college?

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Don't forget the essentials! Here is a grab bag of goodies to send any kid on his or her way completely prepared for whatever the new year has in store: qtips (so you can hear in class), mousse (in hopes of snagging a date with the hot chick in chem 101), running shoes (gotta stay healthy), some outdated textbooks (come on... how much has history changed in the last year or so?), and some spiral notebooks... if you're lucky they might already have notes in them! Good luck and see you rascals at thanksgiving!

sarah